The Lost One's Weeping
“It did not growl. It did not make any sounds. It just tried to get in. Apparently it was scared and tried to shelter itself,” said Ray Zavalas, Quiznos employee.
OH NO. OH NOOO. OH NO THAT FACE OH NOOOOOOOOOO.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE I AM A DRINK, JUST A DRINK. NOT A DRINK YOU WANT TO PICK OUT THO. SHHhHH.
No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.
Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!
Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
or that its trapped under 100lbs of other product, shrink wrapped to a pallet 3 feet in the air
i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
SoMEonE MAdE A dUBBeD VErSiON oF tHE GIFsEt AbOuT LigHT GIVInG SwIMMIng LEsSOnS I cRY
having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw
having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write